First, let Taco Ninja start with a big apology:

To all of you who do not live in the immediate Central Columbus Ohio area....
We're sorry, but you got to come to us if you want to try the wonder that is the Taco Ninja.

Taco Ninja is sad to say that we do not deliver to Lexington, Athens, Chicago.... or even Hilliard, for that matter.

But we do promise you that if you love delicious Mexican Cuisine prepared fresh with wholesome ingredients, then Taco Ninja will be worth the drive.

We now return to yor regularly scheduled Taco Ninja website.

Look around, and enjoy. There is plenty to see, plenty to read, and even a couple ways to win free food! We've got your menus, we got some pictures of actual Taco Ninja food, we even got cool gear that you can get... featuring your one and only lovable Taco Ninja! So look around, and remember... Your ninja loves you!

In a very nonthreatening, Ninja-loves-his-Ninja-posse kind of way.